Things the Fonz did today:

1. Wish Max a happy Valentine’s day.

Sleep debt.

I’ve gotta start paying this back, or consolidate it or something.

Enchante’

is French. Sort of a, “pleased to meet you.”

It means “I am an enchanted person,” and you’re supposed to say it when you meet someone and smooch their hand.

1. Eye contact.

2. Smooch hand.

…*pause*.

3. “I am an enchanted person.”

They really are better lovers.

This is the third, and

that’s all I have to write about.

This is first thing I wrote on this blog.

This is the second.