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Things the Fonz did today:

maxgoldberg — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 00:48:56 +0000

maxgoldberg — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 19:33:59 +0000

I’ve gotta start paying this back, or consolidate it or something.

maxgoldberg — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 18:04:33 +0000

is French. Sort of a, “pleased to meet you.”

It means “I am an enchanted person,” and you’re supposed to say it when you meet someone and smooch their hand.

1. Eye contact.

2. Smooch hand.

…*pause*.

3. “I am an enchanted person.”

They really are better lovers.

maxgoldberg — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:43:12 +0000

that’s all I have to write about.

maxgoldberg — Mon, 12 Feb 2007 04:34:52 +0000

This is the second.